Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Just a Thought

My background on my phone is my nephew. Cutest thing he is. If you took a kitten, smooshed it together with a rabbit, bred that with a puppy and raised it on pudding it still wouldn't be as cute!!! (the three exclaimation marks tell you I mean it)

He's cute. Hope he stays that way... oh god could you imagine a perma-baby... thats a circle of hell I would hate. Don't get me wrong. I love kids. Want a few myself. But I would like to see the that little thing crawling around underfoot become a little person.

Anyway, he's cute.

The (hopefully) favorite uncle,
ShadowlessTomorrow

Hello old Friend

Dear Blog,

I've missed you. Sorry for being away for so long. There hasn't been an convenient time to talk lately. Life has got me busy you know. I know I know... I should have called at the very least but lets just get past that okay? Don't be mad. We'll be friends. Yes yes. I'll spend more time here. Well... I hope so at least...

How about this! Next time a crazy thought pops into my head. You'll be the first to know. I swear by all the 4 gods that rule this dimension. Ask me later about them. Crazy bunch they are.

Your writer,
ShadowlessTomorrow

I suppose it's terrible cliche to personify your blog. Suppose that makes me terribly cliche. I know I can avoid all that ugliness by deleting the above, but why bother? These are my thoughts and censorship isn't something I'm known for. (What am I known for? What is the essence of me that makes me unique? Possible nothing. Ha.) So suppose my blog is an uninteresting slog,(shitty+blog=slog Get it? Terrible I know... leave me alone) but it's my uninteresting slog and I will defend it until... well at least until I'm tired and want bed.

I had someone comment saying that I try too hard to be interesting in my blog. The part that really hit me was that if I was trying to be interesting, I'm failing hard then. Not only am I failing to be interesting, but apparently I'm putting in a lot of useless effort. So not only am I'm uninteresting, I'm putting in a lot of effort only to still be uninteresting... I would think that if I tried to be interesting, I could pull it off. At least at face value. That's sad. Pretty S-A-D. Ha. I'm dissecting single comment to death. Now that comment means nothing to me! HA! I'm immune to your attempts to... well I suppose there wasn't really an aim to the comment. Suppose that's why they call it a comment huh?

Anyways, I'm headed home. And yes, I did post this...