Dear Blog,
I've missed you. Sorry for being away for so long. There hasn't been an convenient time to talk lately. Life has got me busy you know. I know I know... I should have called at the very least but lets just get past that okay? Don't be mad. We'll be friends. Yes yes. I'll spend more time here. Well... I hope so at least...
How about this! Next time a crazy thought pops into my head. You'll be the first to know. I swear by all the 4 gods that rule this dimension. Ask me later about them. Crazy bunch they are.
Your writer,
ShadowlessTomorrow
I suppose it's terrible cliche to personify your blog. Suppose that makes me terribly cliche. I know I can avoid all that ugliness by deleting the above, but why bother? These are my thoughts and censorship isn't something I'm known for. (What am I known for? What is the essence of me that makes me unique? Possible nothing. Ha.) So suppose my blog is an uninteresting slog,(shitty+blog=slog Get it? Terrible I know... leave me alone) but it's my uninteresting slog and I will defend it until... well at least until I'm tired and want bed.
I had someone comment saying that I try too hard to be interesting in my blog. The part that really hit me was that if I was trying to be interesting, I'm failing hard then. Not only am I failing to be interesting, but apparently I'm putting in a lot of useless effort. So not only am I'm uninteresting, I'm putting in a lot of effort only to still be uninteresting... I would think that if I tried to be interesting, I could pull it off. At least at face value. That's sad. Pretty S-A-D. Ha. I'm dissecting single comment to death. Now that comment means nothing to me! HA! I'm immune to your attempts to... well I suppose there wasn't really an aim to the comment. Suppose that's why they call it a comment huh?
Anyways, I'm headed home. And yes, I did post this...