Wishful Thinking

People keep asking what I want for my birthday. Here is the list in no particular order:

1. A Happy Birthday Wikipedia page

2. A shadow puppet show

3. Happy Birthday sung by a barbershop quartet

4. Armageddon notice singing telegram.

5. A donkey ride

6. Full sized Companion Cube

7. A pound of bacon, uncooked

8. Power rangers Ninja Zord

9. 3 foot radius pizza

10. Self-destructing assassination orders (doesn’t matter who just want it to explode)

11. Full sized working Liger Zero Jager

12. Trained monkey butler

13. A trip to a labyrinth

14. Real glacier water

15. Love

Not Expecting Much,
ShadowlessTomorrow